dacelio:

REALLY WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT IT LIKE THAT

CUZ I GOT A CUTE FACE AND MY BOOTY SO FAT

GO GIRLLLL

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candlebud:

cuntused:

candlebud:

people that wish dragons were real

are you sure

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ARE

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YOU

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POSITIVE

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The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow. 

sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons

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As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously?

Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened?

Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

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Anonymous asked: I have seas with no water, coast with no sand, towns without people, mountains without land. What am I?

a map?

Anonymous asked: Qurl.

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